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This happened in September… Shocked to only hear about it now.

Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

Percy Foster’s 107 centimetre (3’6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger’s den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.”

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said “Percy was a little guy with big problems… He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”

In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,” he said

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WTF :lol: :frowning:

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Quality!

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RIP

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Sad to see a life cut short.

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Those crazy Americans :lol:

http://www.thesun.co…itter-joke.html

TWO pals were barred from entering the US after innocent tweets joking about “destroying America” were picked up by the country’s anti-terror cops.
US special agents monitoring Twitter spotted Leigh Van Bryan’s messages weeks before he left for a holiday in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

Leigh, who also quipped about “digging up Marilyn Monroe” on Twitter, said they were treated like terrorists on arrival at a Los Angeles International Airport. The pair were held by armed guards and quizzed for five hours before being handcuffed, put in a van with illegal immigrants and locked up overnight.

Locked up

They spent 12 hours in separate holding cells and were then put on a flight home.

Leigh, 26, was kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers. The Department of Homeland Security flagged up Leigh as a potential threat when he posted a Twitter message to his pals ahead of his trip to Hollywood.

It read: “Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America”.

Despite telling officials at LAX airport the term “destroy” was British slang for partying, the pair were held on suspicion of planning to “commit crimes”.

Irishman Leigh, a bar manager from Coventry, said: "It’s almost funny now but at the time it was really scary.

Jokes … Twitter gags about ‘destroying America’
“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist. I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

He was also quizzed about another tweet which quoted hit US comedy Family Guy and said: “3 weeks today, we’re totally in LA p*ssing people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up!”

Agents even checked the pair’s cases for SPADES and suspected that Emily was to act as “lookout” while Leigh raided the film beauty’s tomb.

Emily, 24, from Birmingham, said: "Officials told us we were not allowed into the country because of Leigh’s tweets.

“We just wanted to have a good time on holiday. That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”

The Department of Homeland Security declined to comment.
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Hot damn them septics are mental

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[size=4]Local actor crowned Clooney lookalike[/size]

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[font=Arial][size=3]David James Glendon who won the George Clooney Lookalike Contest in the Dylan Whiskey Bar, as part of the George Clooney Irish Roots Festival, also pictured are Robert Walsh and Gabriel Murray, Festival Director. [/size][/font]

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Which one is supposed to look like Clooney?

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Which one is supposed to look like him?

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FFS

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FFS

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Which one is ment to look like clooney?

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783 entries and he’s the winner? :lol:
Clooney’s from Windgap :o :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The one on the right is the spit of Rosemary.

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CCTV police officer ‘chased himself’ after being mistaken for burglar

An undercover police officer “chased himself round the streets” for 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for suspect.

The junior officer, who has not been named, was monitoring an area hit by a series of burglaries in an unnamed market town in the country’s south.

As the probationary officer from Sussex Police searched for suspects, the camera operator radioed that he had seen someone “acting suspiciously” in the area.

But he failed to realise that it was actually the plain-clothed officer he was watching on the screen, according to details leaked to an industry magazine.

The operator directed the officer, who was on foot patrol, as he followed the “suspect” on camera last month, telling his colleague on the ground that he was “hot on his heels”.

The officer spent around 20 minutes giving chase before a sergeant came into the CCTV control room, recognised the “suspect” and laughed hysterically at the mistake.

The anonymous officer, believed to be the PC’s sergeant, told the monthly magazine: "An officer who joined a team in Sussex as a new probationary officer was soon very keen to do any plain-clothes operations and be as proactive as possible.

"He would be waiting at the end of his shift hoping to be unleashed for a further couple of hours of plain-clothes duties.

"On one such occasion in a little market town in Sussex which has suffered a spate of town centre shop break-ins, officers were on plain-clothed foot patrol when a report was received of a suspect male in one of the side roads.”

"The CCTV operator soon had the suspect on camera and everywhere he saw the male the keen PC was on his heels – radioing in to say he was in the same street.”

He added: “Every time the man darted in to another side alleyway, the PC was turning immediately into the same alleyway, but every time the CCTV operator asked what he could see there was no trace.”

It was at this point that the sergeant entered the control room where he recognised the junior officer.

“With the sergeant’s sides aching from laughter he pointed out to the PC that the operator had been watching him unaware that he was a pain-clothes officer – thus the PC had been chasing himself round the streets.”

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Il Pinturicchio :clap:

HE HAS WON a World Cup, a Champions League and five Serie A titles but Alessandro Del Piero has now been credited with a feat to top them all – waking a young girl from her coma.

The Juventus striker, known to legions of Italians fans as ‘Il Pintoricchio’ (the little painter), responded to the pleas of the Scialese family after their 12-year-old, Giada, suffered a brain hemorrhage.

Giada, from the small town of Cerenzia in southern Italy, fell into a coma while watching a Juventus league match. She remained in the condition for two weeks until they reached out to Del Piero for help.

According to reports the Scialese family made an appeal to the ‘Old Lady’s’ captain for an offering of hope and he duly obliged with a video message.

“Hello Giada, this is Alessandro del Piero. I hope you’ll wake up and come back to us as soon as possible to watch many of my games, to come and see us and, above all, get to know each other.”

Giada’s father, Francesco revealed that, after listening to the message, his girl moved her hand. A few hours later she called out ‘mamma’ and within 24 hours she spoke clearly and put in a request for ice-cream.

Del Piero, a massive fan of Oasis and U2, was not finished with a single act of benevolence in one week as he posted a Valentine’s Day message of ‘I will always love you’ to fans of his official website.

It seems the man, who has scored 27 goals for his country, 205 for the Bianconeri and has served his mandatory year in the Italian Army, just can’t stop giving.

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A lovely tale, but what have his musical interests got to do with anything?

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Embarrassed parents of girl, 15, who saw them swinging in sex club on TV programme win damages

The parents of a 15-year-old girl who saw them on a TV programme cavorting in a swinger’s club in Germany have won £160 each in damages from a broadcasting company.

The 15-year-old had switched on the programme to see her mother in stockings and suspenders in a cage while her father was dressed as Batman with a sex toy in his hand.

The couple had tried to sue the German TV company RTL for massive damages, claiming emotional upset for their daughter.
A swingers club in Germany left a couple embarrassed after images of them were seen by their daughter (posed by models)

A swingers club in Germany left a couple embarrassed after images of them were seen by their daughter (picture posed by models)

‘I understand your feelings and I would not like to be in your shoes,’ said the chairman of the 9th Regional Court in Munich.

[b]But he rejected their claim for a large amount of compensation because he pointed out that they had gone voluntarily to the club and knew they were being filmed.

The couple argued that they thought their features would be pixillated out.

The production company admitted it had made this pledge to participants but said it had ‘simply forgotten’ to do so.[/b]

If the couple wanted to contest the case further they would have had to bring their daughter into court to testify, said the presiding judge.

According to German national paper Süddeutsche, the judge commented that the case was ‘simply embarrassing.’

The judge suggested that the production company and RTL pay the parents a small fee for their appearance and cover their legal expenses.

The couple agreed to accept just £160 each and their legal costs.

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Sexpresso: Wives ban their husbands from visiting Italian cafe where busty barmaid serves up drinks in skimpy outfits
Bagnolo’s mayor has banned her husband from going to the bar
‘I have upset the women but that’s not my problem,’ says Laura Maggi
Attracted so many customers that the mayor is now considering an emergency bylaw to cope with the huge amount of traffic

After eight years running a bar, Laura Maggi suddenly found men beating a path to her door.
Not for the quality of her coffee and aperitifs, but because she had started appearing for work in highly revealing outfits.
Hundreds of male customers flocked there day and night, leaving their cars double parked in the surrounding streets.
Congestion became such a problem that the lady mayor announced she was considering an emergency bylaw to limit traffic in the area.

Causing controversy: Laura Maggi, 34, who runs a bar called Le Cafe, has dominated newspapers and TV chat shows, after pictures of her dressed in barely anything appeared on the internet

Pulling more than a pint: The women folk of Bagnolo Mella, near Brescia, which is where Manchester City ace Mario Balotelli is from, are up in arms and said that they had banned their partners from going to Le Cafe

Main attraction: On the walls of Le Cafe there are pictures of Laura, dressed in a bikini on holiday - while in other snaps she is wrapped in an American Stars and Stripes flag. Yet more pictures of her, semi-naked, have been turned into a calendar

You’re not going anywhere: Bagnolo’s mayor Cristina Almici has also banned her husband from going to Laura’s bar and said: ‘We have received several complaints from women in the town about the bar’
Now women in the small northern Italian town of Bagnolo Mella have declared Le Cafe out of bounds to their menfolk – and 34-year-old Miss Maggi has become a national celebrity.
Yesterday she was a guest on the Italian equivalent of This Morning and said: ‘I don’t see what the problem is – it’s just a bit of harmless fun.
‘If the guys come here what can I do?
'I know I have upset the women but that’s not my problem.
'It’s not my fault if guys want to come and have a drink in my bar.’
She added that some customers were travelling up to 70 miles just to have a coffee in her bar.
On the walls of Le Cafe are pictures of Miss Maggi in a bikini on holiday.
She has 5,000 new friends on Facebook while a local poll found that 46 per cent of respondents said partners of her male customers should be ‘asking themselves why their partners prefer Laura to them’.
Several wives from the town have been on TV to complain. One said: ‘It is outrageous and should not be allowed.

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‘This town is quiet and respectable. Now we are known across the whole country because of the little amount of clothing this barmaid is wearing to serve drinks.
‘The women in town are not very happy and we have complained to the council.’

Enjoyment: ‘I don’t see what the problem is - it’s just a bit of harmless fun. I like to dress in an attractive way and I like to have fun,’ Laura said on an Italian TV show

Selling point: ‘If the guys come here, what can I do? I know I have upset the women but that’s not my problem,’ said the bar owner
Bagnolo’s mayor Cristina Almici said: ‘We have received several complaints from women about the bar and we are looking at what we can do with regard to public order.
‘There has been a huge influx of traffic into the town since the news of Laura started to spread and this has led to incidents of bad parking and some minor acts of vandalism.
‘We can’t stop people from going to her bar and I know it is very popular with men in the town – personally I don’t see any problem with how she looks or dresses.
'If anything, it’s the men who go there who have a problem.’
She added, however: ‘My husband is certainly not allowed to go there.’

Crowd pleaser: ‘People have been turning up from 70 miles away just to have a drink here,’ says the proud bar lady

No blame: ‘It’s not my fault if guys want to come and have a drink in my bar,’ says the owner

Quiet town of Bagnolo Mella: An online poll in the local Brescia newspaper asked readers what their opinion was and the majority, 46%, said that women should be ‘asking themselves why their partners prefer Laura to them’

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