As if youâd go around telling your work colleagues you were engaged, and run the gauntlet of the inevitable follow-up questions.
âOh woah, who is he, whatâs he like? You kept this quiet! Tell us all the goss girlfriendâŚâ
âWell girls, his nameâs Kye. He has this adorable little dog and heâs a great listener. He does make me wear a blindfold and has a plastic cock, but he really is wonderful.â
This is the biggest load of plastic cock ive heard for a while. The âvictimâ knew well what the craic was, but like all situations where two women are in prolonged proximity they ended up falling out, the giver being the one ultimately rode here.
Sorry love you dont want to watch the match tonight with your friends or family ive never met?
No darlin⌠And by the way any chance i could borrow one of your tampons, im, a, curious.
Breaking news story in England about David Cameron riding a dead pig years ago as some kind of initiation or something.
Did the pig inhale?
#baeofpigs
Referee pulls out a GUN during football match in Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4QKrrfK_8
Referee pulls out a GUN during an argument during a football match in Brazil.
Brazilian football ref reacts to red card dispute by pulling GUN on the pitch
A Brazilian referee is facing disciplinary action after he reacted to a dispute with players by pulling a GUN.
Gabriel Murta was kicked and slapped by players from lower-league Amantes de Bola, while the manager invaded the pitch demanding a red card, it is claimed.
Murta, said to be a policeman by day, reacted by racing to the changing rooms and returning with a firearm.
Shocking footage captured by a spectator showed his linesman restraining Murta as he held the gun in his hand on the pitch.
The incident happened at the weekend during a regional league match in Brumadinho near Belo Horizonte, Brazilâs sixth largest city and the capital of the state of Minais Gerais.
Amateur side Brumadinho was playing against Amantes da Bola - which literally translates as âLovers Of The Ball.â
Refereesâ association boss Giuliano Bozzano said the official felt threatened and went to look for the weapon to defend himself.
He was due to undergo a psychological assessment later today and could face suspension or a permanent ban.
Footage taken on a mobile phone showed the player thought to have assaulted the ref running off the pitch as he sees the official storming towards him with the weapon in his hand.
He was stopped in his tracks by his linesmen and one of the goalies who persuaded him to return to the dressing rooms and leave the gun in his locker.
Mr Bozzano said: "The Minais Gerais Football Federation has already summonsed the referee and a psychologist to a meeting and Iâm going to talk with him today.
"On the basis of that conversation and his account of events and the results of the psychological assessment Iâll decide what if any measures to take.
"Whatâs happened is obviously not a common occurrence and I donât want to rush into anything.
âAt the moment it happened heâs opted for getting his gun because in his view it was a question of controlling a situation.â
Woman storms into UFC fighters house and locks herself in bathroom. He then proceeds to film the happenings
Parallel universe?
Aliens?
Top secret Chinese project?
http://www.ufosightingsdaily.com/2015/10/mysterious-city-appears-in-clouds-over.html
Iâm going to guess drug mule, burst in his stomach.
Possibly belongs in the boxing thread, but howeverâŚ
Not really for this thread but a man straight from Berlusconi s heart.
This Valbuena sex tape story just gets weirder and weirder. Benzema has now been arrested in relation to it.
Youâd wonder how they have time to fall out with their managers with all this filming and riding.
I imagine the filming and riding causes certain tensions in the camp between the players and managers maybe.
Have they tapes of the manager too? 
Was that not who they were riding?
