Lost the wallet a few weeks back. I believed it fell out of the pocket at a self service petrol station on a friday on the way home from work. Searched the car and house with no luck. Rang the company running the station no luck, rang the guards on the Tuesday after no luck. Thankfully no transactions on any of the cards. Cancelled them all and the new ones came fairly quickly. 2/3 weeks passed so i bought a new wallet on Saturday, carrying the cards in the back of the phone is an accident waiting to happen. Cleaning out the car after a long overdue period, hoovering down the side of the drivers seat, there it was wedged against the centre console. I swear to fuck i checked there as its not the first time it slipped there. Herself had a good look also.
A right mugging off i must say. Have it back now. 2 wallets and a dent in my dignity as i spent the last few weeks cursing the fucking thing.
First wallet ive lost, lost phones alright. These things are worse when you did it sober. Somehow always come home with everything after a feed of pints
The bank cards was all about how long can i go wothout spending, transferring enough to google pay to tip away. I waited till the Tuesday for that point. In fairness BoI had the 2 cards to me by friday.
We got the last few bits in Supervalu earlier. I was unloading the bags out of the boot, down to the last few and I went for the hero carry. I dropped a bag as the kitchen door was closed and I went for a hero open on top of the hero carryā¦
I dropped the fucking bag with the whiskey and gin in itā¦ all gone. Jesus H. Fuck
I picked up the Powers in the Supervalu and I got cloves and lemon and I said to herself, Iām going making a hot toddy laterā¦ and I was really fucking looking forward to it
