Well Fuck it anyway. The Locke dropped a clanger thread

There is that element. She has a very loyal set if friends. She has told us she wants to do this for herself. I can honestly say she is a person who at the end of the day pretty much doesnā€™t give a fuck what people think of her. The only thing that might upset her is if she thought for one second the dog didnā€™t like her.

Well theres your problem right there. Tell her to find a husband or join a religious order. Youā€™ve wasted enough time and money.
And change the locks when she leaves. Or narrow the doors a bit.

Do you think Iā€™d be able to give her a table as a housewarming present

Thats a fine post. Lovely to see you upping your game

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Iā€™ve never had to up my game when it comes to my family kid.

Thats nice but I was clearly referring to glibshane there

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You worry about your own game. You couldnā€™t earn a nice post if you give birth to twins while building a stone wall.

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wtf?

Oh my apologies kid. I forgot I started this thread so get notified when theres a post. Now fuck off.

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Not even if she announced she was shacking up with a protestant

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Iā€™d take the protestant. But if she said a Tipp ladā€¦

Worse than tyrone?

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I think you should model yourself on coach.

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:face_vomiting:

How did you do that?

Discipline. No sweets, buns, biscuits. No crisps. Switching from what was effectively 2 dinners a day in terms of calories to a light lunch and an evening meal. Cutting back on takeaways almost entirely, they are an absolute scourge for calorie overload. Doing a bit of walking when I can.

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Just burn the table mike and be done with it.

He lost a leg to diabetes

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Cutting the sugar intake is key, all shite food is full of it

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