What will you be having for Christmas Dinner?

I’ve cooked the Christmas dinner every year since I was 16. The mother broke her leg that December and needed a sub to step in. She determined (probably correctly) that the sisters weren’t up to the job, so I was handed the apron. I’ve been doing it ever since. It’s a job I love

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This is the key ingredient for all these tv chefs as far as I can see, plenty of oil/butter and surprise, surprise, the end result tastes delicious.

Jamie Oliver was on the telly here at one stage in the last week doing some Christmas side-dishes, ā€œa drizzle of oil over itā€ says he and the pan looking like the Deepwater Horizon disaster.

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You ever see those cunts with salt? ā€œA pinch of saltā€ they’ll say and they empty a whole fucking rotator onto a piece of celery.

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Good quality chicken stock is my substitute when i have it. Adds immense flavour and you can fry stuff off in it very well

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You should have a jug of real stock in your fridge all the time.

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There’s the all-important 25th. oul’ stock…. Enjoy your day!

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Its not just TV chefs. You’d be as well off in a chipper than a fancy restaurant health wise

All done for another year, all agreed the turkey was off the chain, the buttermilk was a game changer, so tender and juicy.

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Tis rare you see potato gratin stacked vertically like that. :clap:

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Say be 6.30 before we’re atin

Before gravy

After gravy

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You’re the 3rd person I’ve seen or heard have mushy peas with Christmas dinner. By God the world is gone daft.

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The mushy pea water makes for great thick gravy

My in-laws have baked beans… I’ve learned to just about accept it.

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Did u steep a crown in Buttermilk?

Yes, the Nevan Maguire recipe left sitting in a bag in the fridge since early yesterday morning with a garlic bulb, thyme, sage and ground lemon rinds.

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You’re a better man than me.

Cark!

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