You gave the whole night gazing at your ex & her BF? Weirdo
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There was no bushes just fake plants. I think I might have gotten away with it
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Was on the Heino 0.0 last night for the office party . Everyone else was boozing. In 101. Slipped away home when they were all on the dance floor in the night club.
If you were a single man coming out of that place empty handed you’d want to have a chat with yourself.
Some good roasters in there too.
Better luck next year.
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I’m spoken for ! Great feeling to wake up not dying of a hangover though
Big queue for the Jack’s. Thankfully the pisser was free
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Had ours last night also. Nothing too exciting to reports apart from one lad leaving early (10pm ish) to go to A&E. A door swung back on him and it split his eyebrow. Had to get it glued.
Wise move. You don’t want to be bagged on the forklift in the run up to xmas
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Absolutely nobody who wasn’t at the party will believe him
I know 
He distributed his drink vouchers before he left so at least they weren’t wasted 
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Shook. Only one thing for it. Deli time.
Make sure you order it with a good way about you. You wouldn’t want lads talking about you
Will you get the beans and all on it?
You are vile.
Hope he’s as generous with the claim money😁
I’d occasionally ask for a spread of baked beans on my Rasher Roll. I’m not one bit ashamed of it either.
I’d be a massive fan of beans on a Fish Finger sandwich or even on top of a homemade bun burger.
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Is that not how you normally wake up
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Jaysus and you think you know someone
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