Work Christmas Party

I’d say @ChairmanDan is dreading going back to work on Monday.

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You reckon it’s @ChairmanDan?

Fat, bald and forearm tattoo, you couldn’t get more little Englander than that. Has to be @ChairmanDan

That’ll explain why @ChairmanDan shit the togs at the start line for the marathon

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Self employed. Working for someone else or having staff, not for me.

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I called my boss a cunt and told him to fuck off one year. He was saying that Conor McManus was overrated.

I gave my boss a big running, jumping, windmilling wrap across her abundant derriere. I’d say there was a hand print for a month. I kept running thinking I’d get away with it. I was only a gossun at the time.

I got a right telling off, luckily she never told HR.

We had our business one there on Friday night. Some of the young wans. Oh mo Dhia :eyes:

Would you have a personal one as well as a business one or why the need to tell us it was a business one?

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Mac drunk on a Sunday night, you just love to see it :clap:

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I have four mate. Three of employers, one of ours. Sin e e.

It’s not the same without @Rintintin to joust with

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Fair play. It’s é by the way

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Two or three years ago two if the young wans came up and said, “oh Mr xxxx we have your Christmas present”, and proceeded to snog in front of me. Pretty girls too. It’s amazing what a free bar does for a rochdale lass.
Anyhow, the personnel manager called them into the office after Christmas and told them they had brought the company into disrepute and that they’d be fired if there was a repeat. We informed the personnel manager that she would be going before they would, which was probably not wise in hindsight :grimacing:

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I’d say they’ll be a few people suffering from the fear in our office tomorrow morning.

@Copper_pipe will NOT be one of these people. :ronnyroar:

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are you hiring?

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You need to wrangle me an invite to next year’s party!

I was standing behind one of them who was wearing a skin tight red short dress. She’d put your blood pressure up.

Will you send me on an application form please.