You Are Not Stuck In Covid, You Are Covid Part 6 of infinite

Have noticed some people’s attitude change gradually in Recent weeks with the fear of eating the Xmas dinner in the bedroom/shed. A lot of it is talking like your a good person and saying the right things but the majority will still go to things.

We have found a small hole in the rules and are staying in the local hotel that can serve for residents until 12. It’s about 20€ dearer than average taxi and obviously a risk we end up drinking in our rooms but sounds better than sitting on a couch drinking cans of bud watching the 2004 Munster final.

It’s amazing my own generations natural disaster was locking down for a disease which is basically the flu all to boost big pharmaceutical and media profits.

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I presume this guy is a communist.

Heartwarming scenes with Uncle Tony

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Tony Hoolahan is heading to the children’s hospital to tell some kids Santa isn’t real.

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She definitely read the ā€˜Lean In’ book from the Facebook lady.

STIRA should try and get her in a commercial role for re-adapting space or whatever she claims to know best about.

Enjoy your 4 bottles of Dragons Wheelbarrow IPA in the sitting room with the nfl on you tiresome dope

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I thought cases were supposed to double every day or something else ludicrous. 7 day average is roughly the same as it was a month ago

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A million a day in the UK by the end of this week according to the Imperial chaps. Or it’s peaked already.

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The models are a cod. They admitted that they model worst case scenario to get decisions made.

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@Cheasty when do you predict well get the Omicron explosion of cases like UK?
Also I see the hospital numbers are dropping again. I presume you reckon there is a lag and this won’t continue when Omicron hits but would you admit we would have been in great shape for Christmas if we just had delta to deal with?

sorry you are wrong, it was 51,000,000 cases by today

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Latter I think

Is that the optimistic model?

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Mind the lag

I will mate, thanks a million. I’d like to wish you joy in your life also but you’re clearly incapable of it… Keep banging on that keyboard pal. You’re making a difference!

The lad running the excel is some operator

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It could be quite serious by February

Given this a like for the wonderful invention of ā€˜Dragon’s Wheelbarrow IPA’.

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Minor rant about Tony Holohan:

One of the neighbours from home there passed away there during the week, non-Covid related. An elderly Protestant farmer gentleman. The funeral is this afternoon. I tell the aul pair that I’ll come home for it and call in for lunch afterwards. I have a long lunch arranged at work. A short while afterwards I get a call from the Mammy saying explaining that this neighbour happens to belong to a Protestant sect that has a big anti-vaxx feeling so neither of them will be going to the church today. They’ll stand out on the road as the funeral is passing instead. Fine I say, I’ll still go and come round for lunch after. There’s no restrictions on funerals at the moment, we agree. I don’t think my parents are being unreasonable in avoiding anti-vaxxers.

A while later I get a call from the aul boy telling me in no uncertain terms that I was not to go to that funeral if I didn’t want to spend Christmas alone. Daddy really laid down the law with me boys. ā€œThe CMO said today not to only mix with the people that you will be spending Christmas with. So bad is the cases situationā€, he said. I couldn’t argue with that, that’s what the Archbishop said.

I was thinking of organising a few bad and dirty boys to hit South Armagh over Christmas. Forget about all that, Christmas is going to be insufferable miserable shite. I won’t be going fucking anywhere. I’ll be watching shite RTE TV, binge eating Roses, getting fat, being a miserable useless bollocks who just wants it all to be over. [The thought occurs to me now that I actually need an apartment in Monaghan, maybe I might pick one up.] Christmas will just be a big fucking fight.

Tony Holohan is the biggest fucking cunt this country has produced since Archbishop Charles McQuaid. Both my parents are triple vaxxed. The risk posed to them by the Omicron variant is miniscule. Tony Holohan has destroyed millions of lives, probably permanently. These people will never be happy, never know joy again. This country is fucking ruined and it won’t be getting back within a generation.

My da used to literally have hundreds of friends. This is not an exaggeration. Now he has Zero friends (we could be zero!). He is treble fucking vaxxed. No-one could survive like that, I’d say he’s aging at 5X the normal rate now.

Have a brief read of this thread and the replies.

I’m not losing friends due to Covid because my friends aren’t fucking losers. There are some people on that subreddit that I feel sorry for though.

  • Please reply with your abuse below, "Poor tank having to do what his daddy tells him. Don’t be killing your parents, etc.
  • I have a long post planned about the new religion of the 21st century and how miserable it will be so you have that to look forward to at least.
  • I will be back in half an hour to post a link about the new Israeli 4th vaccine dose.
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This x1000,an utter utter cunt of a man.

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