Given this a like for the wonderful invention of āDragonās Wheelbarrow IPAā.
13 Likes
Minor rant about Tony Holohan:
One of the neighbours from home there passed away there during the week, non-Covid related. An elderly Protestant farmer gentleman. The funeral is this afternoon. I tell the aul pair that Iāll come home for it and call in for lunch afterwards. I have a long lunch arranged at work. A short while afterwards I get a call from the Mammy saying explaining that this neighbour happens to belong to a Protestant sect that has a big anti-vaxx feeling so neither of them will be going to the church today. Theyāll stand out on the road as the funeral is passing instead. Fine I say, Iāll still go and come round for lunch after. Thereās no restrictions on funerals at the moment, we agree. I donāt think my parents are being unreasonable in avoiding anti-vaxxers.
A while later I get a call from the aul boy telling me in no uncertain terms that I was not to go to that funeral if I didnāt want to spend Christmas alone. Daddy really laid down the law with me boys. āThe CMO said today not to only mix with the people that you will be spending Christmas with. So bad is the cases situationā, he said. I couldnāt argue with that, thatās what the Archbishop said.
I was thinking of organising a few bad and dirty boys to hit South Armagh over Christmas. Forget about all that, Christmas is going to be insufferable miserable shite. I wonāt be going fucking anywhere. Iāll be watching shite RTE TV, binge eating Roses, getting fat, being a miserable useless bollocks who just wants it all to be over. [The thought occurs to me now that I actually need an apartment in Monaghan, maybe I might pick one up.] Christmas will just be a big fucking fight.
Tony Holohan is the biggest fucking cunt this country has produced since Archbishop Charles McQuaid. Both my parents are triple vaxxed. The risk posed to them by the Omicron variant is miniscule. Tony Holohan has destroyed millions of lives, probably permanently. These people will never be happy, never know joy again. This country is fucking ruined and it wonāt be getting back within a generation.
My da used to literally have hundreds of friends. This is not an exaggeration. Now he has Zero friends (we could be zero!). He is treble fucking vaxxed. No-one could survive like that, Iād say heās aging at 5X the normal rate now.
Have a brief read of this thread and the replies.
Iām not losing friends due to Covid because my friends arenāt fucking losers. There are some people on that subreddit that I feel sorry for though.
- Please reply with your abuse below, "Poor tank having to do what his daddy tells him. Donāt be killing your parents, etc.
- I have a long post planned about the new religion of the 21st century and how miserable it will be so you have that to look forward to at least.
- I will be back in half an hour to post a link about the new Israeli 4th vaccine dose.
18 Likes
This x1000,an utter utter cunt of a man.
9 Likes
It sounds like your Dad knows whatās best for you. He knows you need a period of rest & reflection.
1 Like
You lads would do well to fall in line or youāll end up like Portugal.
Weāre probably 6 months behind here so look forward to @Enrique stepping up to the mark in June 2022.
Could you watch Netflix on your phone?
3 Likes
That sounds like entirely your own fault and choice mate, you seem to be projecting your own self-loathing onto Tony Holohan. Iām sure there are things you could do, you could go for a run for example.
2 Likes
Why does your old boy hate the protestants?
2 Likes
Great too see Lord Holohan keeping a low profile
2 Likes
Sounds like Tony is spreading a lot of medical misinformation there. An obese elderly gentleman can engage in international travel but not catch the virus due to āspecial magic powersā.
Could you not go for a walk down the fields?
3 Likes
His waistline is an utter fucking disgrace.
Why have we an obese bastard dictating healthcare strategy?
4 Likes
Thatās why he likes lockdowns saving his own ass.
1 Like
Heāll do nutin.
Heās actually looking much better since he gave up the drink. A proper housewives sex symbol. Heād have gone the way of a roaster with bailer twine holding up his suit trousers if he hadnāt smartened up.
Here is comes ā¦
18000 cases here today but 775 deaths. Case numbers peaked at the end of November and are gradually decreasing. No doubt all the Poles coming back from London for Christmas will bring the Omicron with them. The Omicron peak is expected here in the second half of January.
I think thereās 4 different categories in the whole OIUTF and LIDTF at this stage. I can think of one level 1 on TFK, five or 6 level 4. Rest are 2s and 3s. Society at large probably has 5pc each level 1 and 4.
Level 1ā¦ Orthodox hassidic LIDTFā¦ Basically zero coviders, whole family wear matching masks outoors, keep my kids safe, would like lockdown 5 immediately, elbow bumps to their mammy, seperate bed to the husband
Level 2ā¦ think masks make a big difference and wear them everywhere indoors in public and under their chin at a match, think we need to protect the hospitals, government and nphet doing a good job, trust the experts, fully vaxxed, would still go to a match, the pub, no real worries about whoās in their house but wouldnāt go near a party, āhard on the publicans but needs to be done the numbers are very highā.
Level 3ā¦ Wear masks if someone else is looking at them but more for show. Whole thing a bit overblown, double vaxxed will get booster but no rush, nphet/govt are all over the shop, most restrictions make no sense, absolutely no fear of covid personally but donāt want elderly getting it, would go to a house party but maybe not a foam party. Similar to Catholics who never go near mass but whoās kids make communion
Level 4 Hardline ultra OIUTFā¦ Should be no restrictions, masks are all for show and a complete waste of time and wonāt get the vaccine. Itās only a flu and a scamdemic
22 Likes
Summed up perfectly.