She said it was just a figment of speech
And I said âYou mean figure.â And she said âNo, figmentâ
Because she could never imagine it happening
But it did
I said, âIm the most illegible bachelor in town.â
And she said, âYea, thatâs why I can never understand
Any of those silly letters you send me.â
Reminded me of a Billy Bragg song
âThen one day it happened
She cut her hair and I stopped loving herâ
Great song
Problem is boss, with the amount of scaremongering over this variant, by spring time you wont be allowed go for a piss in a public toilet without a vax cert. Iâm not saying thatâs right or wrong but thatâs the way itll be
Youâve predicted the mess of this Christmas back in March. Iâll take your hand off for this one to be correct
a bit of re-assurance there that recent delta may keep the new variant away!!
Kingston is my favourite expert/guesser today
Immunology expert Professor Kingston Mills said that Irelandâs high vaccination level rate should mean that the State will see lower levels of hospitalisations as a result of the Omicron variant than the UK.
âIrelandâs vaccination levels are extraordinarily high,â he said.
Prof Mills said there would be high case numbers in January, but he predicted that there would not be the same high rates of hospitalisation as last January.
âA lot of cases will be quite mild, people will just get on with it.â
The number of days people who are close contacts have to self isolate should be reduced, he added. Once people had three negative antigen tests the chances were they were not transmitting the virus, he said.
Prof Mills said that in the future an annual Covid vaccine would become routine, just like a flu vaccine.
âIt will become routine, it wonât be in the media every hour of every day.â
Kinston was one of Irelandâs leading marathon runners and was controversially omitted from the 1984 Olympic team with John Treacy selected instead.
Jez, every day is a school day!
None of this shit would have happened if they had kept the jury system in the Eurovision song contest. Thatâs what happens when you start messing with sacrosanct stuff. Look whatâs happened since. 9/11 , mass tsunamis, brexit, climate change and now a mass pandemic. When they moved away from the jury system it knocked the earth off its orbit and this is the result. I mean even Limerick have won an all Ireland for fuck sake. It would sicken your shit so it would
Lad I went drinking with last Wednesday rang me, he has it and his missus too.
I must have been a day or two ahead of him and passed it on? If thatâs the case where the fuck did I get it??
Pretty misogynist position youâve taken there.
Shouldnât the male be using protection?
Why should the female be singled out?
In terms of âbedwettingâ, arenât you the person with your nappy in a twist demanding an extreme form of political correctness towards unvaccinateds?
I wouldnât worry about it mate, everyone has it
dont bother tormenting yourself with that type of analysis
There are all kinds of possibilities
I bet youâre one of them cunts who phoned in a vote for the Eurovision. Youâre messing with dangerous stuff there pal
Another expert whoâs expertise I agree with.
Speaking on Tuesday, Paul Hunter, a professor in medicine at the University of East Anglia, said people with Covid should eventually be allowed to âgo about their normal livesâ as they would with a common cold.
âThis is a disease thatâs not going away. Ultimately, weâre going to have to let people who are positive with Covid go about their normal lives as they would do with any other cold,â he told BBC Breakfast. âIf the self-isolation rules are whatâs making the pain associated with Covid, then we need to do that perhaps sooner rather than later. Maybe not quite just yet.
âCovid is only one virus of a family of coronaviruses, and the other coronaviruses throw off new variants typically every year or so, and thatâs almost certainly whatâs going to happen with Covid. It will become effectively just another cause of the common cold.
âOnce weâre past Easter, perhaps, then maybe we should start to look at scaling back, depending on, of course, what the disease is at that time.â
As the Guardian are reporting it, you know this is end of days stuff. Expect some long 
from the Zero Covid set over the next couple of days. I see one of them was going on about asymptomatic Long Covid there which is a new one.
We need to be careful, you could continue having no symptoms for life
You got wreckless and careless. Now youâre disease ridden and youâve probably killed a man and his wife.
