Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Have respect for the big fella, it’s God.

:pray:

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Unrale :clap::clap::clap::clap:

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I went Barista Express, its changed my life in ways I never dreamed imaginable.

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I know. It’s ideal

The nespresso thing is a cod. The amount of waste packaging…

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My pal has one, bigger than that, that he got when he did some work for TSC.
It’s a beautiful looking machine that sits unused as it takes 20 mins to warm up apparently.

I’ll buy him two nespressos for it

It is lovely. Ill throw up a photo next time I’m up there.

I believe they can easily be adapted to serve as a kidney dialysis machine…which i need funnily enough, I’ll probably die without one.

Fuck that so…

This man speaks the truth, but on average I’d say it’s much less if you hand out the bucks…

Dont be like that. Once shes up and running she can make one after the other- 27 seconds is your typical extraction time.

My maiden trip to Italy was to hunt down this roaster in Napoli, but the roastery was closed to visitors as it was the corona period. Definitely one of the finest blends on the market, in my opinion.

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I just made this to cheer you up

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i could do my morning yoga and journaling and deep work whilst it is warming

Fair play mate.
You’re a great parent, ensuring your kids get further in life than you did.

Well they’re still in Laois, so I wouldnt get too carried away.

Still, I’ll keep them out of Tipp at the least.

And prepare your avocado on sourdough toast

What’s that purple thing for?

Tampin mate.