Post of the Year 2017

[Julio_Geordio]

March;

People who are beginning to give me a pain in the hole

Have we mentioned before that these county finals were Division 3 and that ye were a thundering disgrace to be playing in that grade? A town of 20,000 people with only 1 hurling team playing in Division 3 to avoid the top teams. And a cunt on the internet still dining out on it.

People Kev knows

On one side you’ve grown men asking for a stranger to deposit 6.25k to another stranger, the middle man, on the INTERNET as part of a bet. On the other you’ve a lad taking the high moral ground on literally every single topic, condescension dripping towards every other poster, accusing lads of being alcoholics and sneerily dismissing anyone with a different view point to him. It’s unreal. Only on TFK. And the gas thing is in six months time I’ll still be here wading through hundreds of posts …

Career Change

Success!!!

Irelands greatest ever Statesman -Martin McGuinness

'He didn’t go to fight a war…he didn’t board an aeroplane and travel thousands of miles to fight in some one elses country…He fought when the soldiers came to his road…his town… his place. Martin Mc Guinness fought back… there will always be those that fight back. I never had my father or my brother dragged out of my house by the hair being beaten and kicked by thugs in uniform. The war came to them… Mc Guinness made peace… the people saw their strongest warrior compromise and reach out to his e…

More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[quote=“Boxtyeater, post:4540, topic:20929, full:true”] A good oul’ mate of mine was dealt an hammer blow on Saturday morning when his wife had a brain tumour/stroke. She’s on life support awaiting/hoping for a transfer to Beaumont. He’d be more or less potless God help him. I was there all evening - he doesn’t know which side of him is up… His great friends were there - to a man…I discreetly sussed the gathering and we agreed between us that we’d fund the funeral. I know in my heart of hear…

The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)

Fanning sat with his back to the window, a brave move deep in kinahan heartland. he enjoyed a kenyan blend coffee while his 2 companions had milk based coffee. the trio were deep in conversation but unsurprisingly it was fanning who dominated the discussions. body language and tone suggested a degree of subservience from his female companion, his male companion just seemed a little slow. the conversation was an animated discussion about a mutual acquaintance. i had ordered a take away coffee bu…

OTB (Off The Ball)

It’s a very unusual disease Fagan. If there is a plus side to it, it is that people tend to develop a very sallow skin. My wife looks like she’s just back from Spain in the middle of December. If we get a good summer she just goes bronze. Before we got married the wife attended a specialist in Dublin and he told her it was unlikely she’d carry a baby to full term. When she did get pregnant and the time came, we had half the gynaecologists in the country parked up in Limerick for the birth. I…