The Daddy Thread

[Julio_Geordio]

Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

I’m reminded of the old joke; An elderly millionaire walks into his doctor. Doc I’ve recently married a beautiful young woman, and now she’s pregnant. I need a full physical from head to toe, need to be in top shape for when the little one comes along. The doctor thinks for a minute and says; I was out for a walk yesterday, and this beuatiful pheasant jumped out of the bush in front of me, of course I’d forgotten my gun, so I picked up my umbrella, pointed it at the pheasant and shouted bang.…