Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

I’m reminded of the old joke;

An elderly millionaire walks into his doctor. Doc I’ve recently married a beautiful young woman, and now she’s pregnant. I need a full physical from head to toe, need to be in top shape for when the little one comes along.
The doctor thinks for a minute and says; I was out for a walk yesterday, and this beuatiful pheasant jumped out of the bush in front of me, of course I’d forgotten my gun, so I picked up my umbrella, pointed it at the pheasant and shouted bang. The Pheasant fell to the ground stone dead.
That’s impossible says the millionaire, someone else must have shot him.
Exactly says the Doctor.

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