The Daddy Thread

[gilgamboa]

@Thomas_Brady

The almost 4 year old still wakes a lot, do they grow out of this at all? She’s been like it from birth. I’m in with her as the little fella and wife are both sick. All i want is 6 hours sleep

They do…once they get more active you won’t be able to peel them out of the bed

[Thomas_Brady]

Laps of the house before bed! I got ya… Not sure how i knock the diva out of her. Half the time she’s demanding i put the blanket she’s kicked off back on her. She has me wrapped.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Thomas_Brady

Laps of the house before bed! I got ya… Not sure how i knock the diva out of her. Half the time she’s demanding i put the blanket she’s kicked off back on her. She has me wrapped.

You’ll be long enough when she won’t want anything to do with you when you’ll be an embarrassment to her. Enjoy the times she wants to be with you.

[Thomas_Brady]

Correct as usual.

Signing out.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Down the stairs they shot in pairs
Sean Treacy and Dan Breen

[myboyblue]

An aul wan in the office once put me in my place one morning I was complaining about having to lie in the bed beside the young wan that night after her coming in with a bad dream.

“I wish I knew the last time I got out of my daughters bed was the last time she’d ask me sleep beside her” says me wan.

Fuck it, I nearly wept on the spot. I’ve never complained since. Goes quick.

[habanerocat]

Al Pacino expecting fourth child at 83 - this time with 29-year-old...

[Julio_Geordio]

Just when he thought he’d pulled out, she pulled him back in

[Julio_Geordio]

She’s got a type anyway

Alfallah, who has worked as a producer, was rumoured to have previously dated Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger for over a year until 2018 and in 2019 was later spotted with actor and director Clint Eastwood.

[myboyblue]

Either she has, or the lads have…

[Julio_Geordio]

Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

I’m reminded of the old joke; An elderly millionaire walks into his doctor. Doc I’ve recently married a beautiful young woman, and now she’s pregnant. I need a full physical from head to toe, need to be in top shape for when the little one comes along. The doctor thinks for a minute and says; I was out for a walk yesterday, and this beuatiful pheasant jumped out of the bush in front of me, of course I’d forgotten my gun, so I picked up my umbrella, pointed it at the pheasant and shouted bang.…

[Thomas_Brady]

Didn’t Deniro only just father a kid recently also? A grand life if you can get it .

[myboyblue]

Not too bothered about throwing another name into the will anyway. Micko’esque.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Thomas_Brady

Didn’t Deniro only just father a kid recently also? A grand life if you can get it .

Fathering a child in the real world after 45 is a mugs game.

[Locke]

Just get the fucking snip ffs!

[glenshane]

The local professor is approaching 80 and has two happy high achieving teenagers. He’s professoring, fathering, farming and much much more

[Spidey]

The mothers wanting careers at fault here

[Bisto]

@Fagan_ODowd

Fathering a child in the real world after 45 is a mugs game.

Lads fathering a few kids in quick succession after the age of 40 need their head examined , actually both heads examined .

[TheUlteriorMotive]

It’s the lads having a kid with the subject of their affair who are the worst gobshites.

Mugged. Offf. Good. And. Proper.

[Bisto]

@TheUlteriorMotive

It’s the lads having a kid with the subject of their affair who are the worst gobshites.

Where the fcuk do they get the energy ?! Must be serious ego propping them up ? Didn’t do enough pushing and shoving when they were young lads .