The 4 year old just said âfor fuck sakeâ in response to her mother.
I jumped into action and headed the investigation like the Garda murder squad would have. Swiftly I led the investigation to its predetermined outcome. âDid you hear that in crèche?â âWho said that in crèche?â And eventually miraculously the crèche was pin pointed as the source.
Thereâs a 90% chance she heard it off me.
Thereâs a child in crèche getting the blame and all, but thatâs collateral damage.
âYour Honour - heâs blatantly leading the witness!â
Would that be the 4 year old you had with you at the hurling match on Sunday?
Herself said the same thing 
Itâs great to see them expand their vocabulary
The young fellaâs just in from his 3rd Debs do. Feeling old and jealous
Tell him you went to four
Youll be signing into the granddaddy thread soon at this rate
Had he a different one on the arm at each? He must be broke, or more accurately, you must be broke
He attend his own grad alone as the school doesnât allow +1âs. Last week he had his Debs arranged separately by the LC committee and took his young lady friend along and she reciprocated last night at her schoolâs event.
Iâm not too badly off. Heâs an easy going kid, doesnât drink, and I have him working so heâs paying his way.
I was lucky to get to my own 
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If only I knew then what I know now. Such is life. I count ourselves very lucky. I wish I could say my 3 have listened to some of my acquired wisdom, but I was never the preachy type. I would do a stop and check myself evaluation when I heard myself sounding like me father.
Some serious shit seems to be going down in Kilkenny.
Nothing like a helicopter doing laps of your house as youâre trying to put the kid to sleep. FML
Edit: I retract the FML. Assumed it was some kind of training exercise. Seems to be coast guard. Someone in the river 
Our house is finished with nappies. Three yr old took it all in her stride and had it within a week.
Youâre doing something right if sheâs made it to four years old and made her first serious curse now. Weâve a two year old going round cursing like a sailor which is quite embarrassing and not helped by in-laws clapping like seals each time it happens in their presence. I didnât think our language was that bad at home but maybe it was and weâve consciously tried to eradicate it but I donât know how weâre going to stop it now. If anyone had a similar problem with a toddler and managed to knock it on the head Iâm all ears.
You reminded me of this 
One summer a young family moved into a vacant house. One day builders turned up to renovate the vacant house next door. The 5 year old daughter took an interest whilst out playing and the builders adopted her as a mascot and theyâd give her little jobs to do to make her feel important and let her sit with them at tea time and lunch breaks and theyâd give her biscuits etc.
At the end of the 1st week they even gave her an envelope with âŹ5 in it as âpayâ.
Her mum was thrilled and as she was going to the bank suggested the little girl start a bank account with her âpayâ
The teller chatted to the little girl and asked if the money was a birthday present ânoâ she said âI was working all week with the builders working next doorâ
The teller was very impressed and asked the girl âSo will you be working with them next week again then?â
âDunnoâ said the little girl âIt depends if those cunts from Chadwicks deliver the fucking plasterboard or notâ
Clapping like Liam sheedy
Will you go again?
Stop reacting to it is the only answerâŚif a child gets a laugh from it they will double downâŚbut you know that sure
Nope, thatâs it.
Booked or snip done already?