Things that make you a cunt

Met him once he was surprisingly down to earth and very funny

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Yikes :see_no_evil:

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Putting your bag on the seat beside you on public transport. Was doing a bit of business in Harmonstown this morning and I got on the Dart into town. The only free seat in the carriage was occupied by a bag belonging to a lady of crusty demeanour (she seemed to have taken her style cues from your man in Haysi Fantayzee). Not just her bag also her coat and the inevitable reusable coffee mug ( why canā€™t people drink their coffee before they leave the house ). I loomed over the seat but no she didnā€™t budge, stared at the floor. Eventually I had to say Ah here now Iā€™m not standing so you can spread your gear all over the carriage and she grudgingly moved her stuff off of the seat and I sat down.

These cunts gamble that most people are too timid to ask them to shift their gear. Which they are but Iā€™m long past that stage.

The cunt opposite kept taking his phone in and out of a ziplock plastic bag? Wtf? It was like it was a piece of crucial evidence from a crime scene.

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Seems a bugbear of yours

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He was there 87 to 91. Good lad. Big Stone Roses fan.

Yeah he was sound

Why canā€™t people drink coffee before they leave the house? Why canā€™t they make a sandwich or a roll for lunch before they leave the house etc.
Someone spots a gap in the market and off they goā€¦

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Driving down the slip road and joining motorway traffic at 60kmph

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Is that too fast or too slow?

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Too slow bud, youre merging with traffic doing 120kmph. It happens all the time and is very dangerous.

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Youā€™re supposed to go into the fast lane.

Some of those merging junctions are very sharp. Patrickswell and the Tulla one at Ennis spring to mind.

Wearing a lions jersey

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Thanks pal, didnā€™t know that :roll_eyes:

Thatā€™s not 100% correct. Youā€™re obliged to let them onto the motorway whether that be in the form of slowing down to let them in or moving to the fast lane

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Youā€™re right of course.

I donā€™t drive the motorways much now but Iā€™ve never experienced anything like the merging traffic on the motorways over in England.*

*Probably one for the motorway driving thread.

If you donā€™t hit it fast over there, youā€™re fucked.

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Speeding through a level junction when the light has gone red.

Penalties for it arenā€™t anywhere near dissuasive. Should be an automatic ban and have to resit test

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Jumping red lights in general has become way too common. Most basic rule of the road like

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