Uk Affairs - Sterling is taking a Pounding

I wonder was it Boris?

Number 10 has been placed in lockdown after a car attempted to drive into Downing Street.

The driver was arrested after what appeared to be an unauthorised attempt to enter.

Staff in Downing Street were told they could not leave as police officers attempted to secure the scene.

Rishi Sunak, the Prime Minister, is understood to have been inside the Downing Street complex when the incident took place.

A Number 10 source said the driver of the car was a man. Details are still emerging about what exactly took place.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "At around 16:20hrs a car collided with the gates of Downing Street on Whitehall.

"Armed officers arrested a man at the scene on suspicion of criminal damage and dangerous driving.

"There are no reports of any injuries.

Delighted for the Tory cunt.

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A queue jumper - the lowest of the low.

Plenty to run on this story yet. Can see Operation Yewtree being resurrected.

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That was his biggest crime

A queue jumper

Ahem

Philip Schoolfield

Twitter had this story as soon as the controversy broke. Been texting him since he was 15. Got him a job on the program after that. All very very icky.

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If it was a girl and he wasnā€™t gay heā€™d be in some real bother

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That is a fact. Heā€™d be facing jail time

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Schofoild gets some doing on Tattle

cc @Spidey

Thereā€™s a lot more to come, bad shit

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If anyone ever wants to understand PR this is a an absolute text book example.
Holly and Philip synonymous as a pair. Fuck bad news coming about Philip. Could sink her and the show. Next thing stories leak in the paper.
Holly doesnā€™t like Philip never has basically.
Philip is a dickhead to the crew. Rift between Holly and Philip. They are no longer a pair.

Story breaks.

Holly vindicated and now sheā€™s in the clear.

Twas fucking beautifully orchestrated.

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Iā€™d die above on her

ā€˜Unwise but not illegal.ā€™

Like something that political character in Little Britain would come out with.

Sheā€™s unrale

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Itā€™s frowned upon

Iā€™d say this one might run for a bit alright.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Thereā€™s some very serious stuff to come out