Lessons for life from self appointed self help gurus

[Bandage]

cc @KinvarasPassion, @Corksfinedtboy, @Tassotti, @anon67715551.

[anon67715551]

[Tassotti]

thats a good one

[Tassotti]

[Tassotti]

Don’t let lockdown become your meltdown
Cc @anon78624367 @TheBlackSpot

[anon78624367]

heed your own advice

@Tassotti

I want easy answers, I’m having a mental breakdown here trying to keep up with the European figures

@Tassotti

I’m going to die here

@Tassotti

I had an awful night of it last night, couldn’t sleep a wink

@Tassotti

is this whole thing a cod?

@Tassotti

Herd Immunity Herd Immunity

@Tassotti

everything is out the window now, this is the fight of our lives and you still have lads blathering on about marathon training and the likes, pull together for fuck sake and get with the programme

@Tassotti

Irish society as we know and understand it will never be the same again after this, it will be a total reset

@Tassotti

underlying health conditions, my auld fella was telling there was some auld lad in his 80’s on the rte news from longford or somewhere who survived it with all sorts of shit wrong with him, his advice was when interviewed was basically “its a load of shite and stop watching the news and getting hysterical”

@Tassotti

a mickey mouse lockdown

@Tassotti

paddy asked to stay at home for 3 weeks and watch netflix or play a jigsaw, he loses his mind

@Tassotti

this is our WW2 and lads are folding in September 1939

@Tassotti

I want the country opened, instead of seeing my father and mother die of depression holed up and isolated from everything they love, the very meaning of their life taken away

[Tassotti]

Its only one o clock in the day mate don’t be going hysterical. I’m trying to give you advice

[anon78624367]

likewise.

life is a roller coaster you just gotta ride it.

@Tassotti

I’m currently reevaluateing. The big job, the big car, the big money, the big pressure. It’s all meaningless. Johnny big balls on LinkedIn. It doesn’t matter a fuck.

[Tassotti]

I love that song

[anon78624367]

Well go on away and listen to it then and don’t be worrying about me, I’m the grand solid finest

[Thomas_Brady]

Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.

-Sitting Bull

cc @TheUlteriorMotive @Tassotti @anon60384913 @Bandage

[anon60384913]

Hope all is well mice !

[Thomas_Brady]

Today is a good day.

[Juhniallio]

One of my favourite quotes of all time

[glenshane]

[farmerinthecity]

My favourite phrase.

[SamcRollAllen]

Lads, the Rory’s Stories chap. What is he exactly ?

A comedian ?
A psychologist ?
A self help guru ?
All of the above ?
None of the above ?

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

A baldy prick

[PhattPike]

I saw one of this fellas videos for the first time the other night. It was meant to be a skit on being on holidays in Tenerife I think. Anyways it wasn’t remotely funny, but he did nearly kill his child doing a running jump into a toddler pool and kicking her in the chest. That was kind of amusing. I’m going to go with (e).

[Tim_Riggins]

Without the hair