Munster Rugby - We DID start the fire (Part 1)

Mate heā€™s from Athy, of course he has self esteem issues. The rest is just overegging the pudding

Thereā€™s definitely a dark side to Ewan. He posts up disturbing stuff at times. He uses cryptic tweets to try and insinuate stuff about peopleā€™s personal life too which in my opinion isnā€™t fair game
Particularly given heā€™s a paid professional.

Heā€™s no @anon61878697 who is wasted been a lecturer on ancient Irish historical issues, a stone age dildo was found under a few foundations and he made it out to be the discovery of the century, Iā€™d like to see him tackle issues of high level prostitution in the gaa and rubby, also if he had time the dimise of offaly hurling, interview Brian Whelan and ask why his spawn havenā€™t delivered in this desperate time.

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Between this and your analysis of lads dreams last night itā€™s clear youā€™re a superb natural psychologist. Do you think his uncapped rage is because half the lads on here rode Ewanā€™s missus?

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its his job

Donā€™t think start rumors about peopleā€™s personal life is his job. You can tell McKenna is a bit of a soft bastard too the way he deletes his tweets.

Most of these lads are virgins so no.

Was that was @HBV said?

Skip Bayless gets paid well to be a wum.

Hook and Dunphy did as well, but they believed a lot of their own shite.

Carving out an existence as a freelancer doing in a dying industry ainā€™t that great tbh. I imagine the highlight for Ewan is getting invited on Matt Cooper or Newstalk after Conor McGregor loses a fight or Ireland lose a rugby game, thatā€™s a bit grim.

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Uh oh

There was a great momemt on twitter in the depths of recession when either migs or Ewan had a good moan that when they were signing on for the dole they were only offered manual Labour work. The fucking self righteous on display was unreal.

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Tnh

You working?

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Nope.

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Donā€™t ever changeā€¦(unless urged to by an addiction councillorā€¦)

I think eb misses the point. I donā€™t draw the dole. Either way it was more the way they moaned about having to do some Manuel Labour as the country which gave them an education fell on its knees.

I think it did funny enough and hell shit if it didnā€™t tis too good a story for TNH

Journalists are quite often weirdos. Itā€™s par for the course. Theyā€™ve a bizarrely inflated opinion of how important their job is(this is inversely true for actually important types of journalist imo). Any profession which screams ā€˜listen/look at me!!!ā€™ Itā€™s like that. Journalists, politicians, actors, social media types, lads with bags on their heads, other lads with a mysteriously changing history of anxiety/depression/whatever youā€™re having yourself/recently retired gggaaa types. Itā€™s like organic compost for egotistical psychos.

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I know that but @mickee321 mentioned Ewan as wum. Like a wum gets enjoyment off it. Like Iā€™d regularly post stuff i dont believe or stuff ive just made up and youā€™d see lads on here losing their mind over it. I get a sort of sick enjoyment off it but with Ewan he believes his tripe.

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I thought this chaps injuries were a closely guarded secret?

Munster anxiously awaiting update on Murrayā€™s neck injury
Head coach Van Graan to give an update on Carbery and Earls today
GERRY THORNLEY
Johann van Graan will today give a clearer update on the apparent neck injury which Conor Murray sustained in the warm-up before Munsterā€™s Guinness Pro14 win over Connacht on Saturday evening in Thomond Park and forced his late withdrawal from the game.

Knocked backwards onto the ground by what seemed an innocuous counter-ruck in one of the last drills in Munsterā€™s warm-up, a clearly upset Murray left the pitch holding the back of his neck.

Bearing in mind he missed the first three months of the season with a bulging disc which flared up on his summer holidays after he hiccupped while driving, it will be an anxious wait for the player himself and all concerned with the province.

ā€œIt happened literally seven or eight feet away from me,ā€ said van Graan after Munsterā€™s 27-14 win. ā€œI got the medical team involved and we made a decision not to play him.ā€

ā€œHe could possibly have played but we decided to err on the side of caution and weā€™ll give some more info on Monday. Itā€™s just very stiff at this stage. Thatā€™s all I can say.ā€

The Munster head coach will also give an update on Joey Carbery and Keith Earls, who missed the Heineken Champions Cup semi-final defeat by Saracens, but didnā€™t sound particularly optimistic about either.

Overtaking
Van Graan had retained 11 of that semi-final starting XV against Connacht in the hope of overtaking Glasgow atop Conference A and thereby both avoiding a quarter-final next week while earning a home semi-final three weeks hence.

However, Glasgowā€™s 34-10 win over Edinburgh means Munster must pitch up again next Saturday when they host Benetton ā€“ who qualified for the playoffs for the first time ever with their bonus point win away to Zebre ā€“ in the dayā€™s first quarter-final at 3pm in Thomond Park.

Meanwhile, Connacht move on to the dayā€™s second quarter-final, against Ulster at the Kingspan Stadium (kick-off 5.35pm) comparatively refreshed and healthy after Andy Friend rested a dozen of the starting lineup which had secured their playoff place by beating Cardiff a fortnight previously.

Should Munster beat Benetton, they will then face Leinster at the RDS on Saturday, May 18th in a repeat of last seasonā€™s semi-final which they lost 16-15, a week after the Heineken Cup final.

Meanwhile, the winners of the Ulster-Connacht tie will be away to Glasgow in the other semi-final on Friday, May 17th in Scotstoun.

The playoffs feature five former champions, and four teams who made the knockout stages of the Champions Cup, although at the same time youā€™d have got long odds on both Connacht and Benetton making the playoffs at the start of the season.

This, van Graan believes, underlines the heightened competitiveness of the Guinness Pro14 this season.

Ebbs and flows
ā€œSo many teams on the last day of the season got a shot and after 21 rounds, it was a huge league phase. From our side, through the season, (there were) some ebbs and flows, some very good performances, some average performances but very proud to come away the other side with a home quarter-final. Thatā€™s what we deserved and now weā€™ve got to move forward.ā€

Ulsterā€™s former Connacht coach, Dan McFarland, rested the entire starting lineup which sealed their home quarter-final against Edinburgh a fortnight previously and yet achieved a satisfying 14-13 over an equally experimental Leinster lineup.

However, McFarland is still sweating on Rory Best and Jacob Stockdale, while Connacht can also take heart from their first win over Ulster in Belfast since 1960 last October.

ā€œThe important thing is that we know we can win up there,ā€ said Andy Friend. ā€œWe have played them twice this year, we know we have beaten them twice this year. It is knockout football, it is another four months into the season since we last played them, there will be a different rugby side but we are a different rugby side. You are always looking for different mental edges if you can but we certainly know we can go up there and win because we have done that.ā€

There is no Welsh team in the playoffs, although there will be one in next seasonā€™s Champions Cup, with the Ospreys set to face the Scarlets in a qualification playoff. This followed the Judgement day double header when the Ospreys beat Cardiff 26-23 in a straight shootout while the Scarlets ultimately scraped into this qualifier after picking up two bonus points in their shock 34-32 defeat by the Dragons thanks to Edinburgh picking up nothing in Glasgow. Like Cardiff, Edinburgh are now consigned to next seasonā€™s Challenge Cup.

Conceivably though, both the Ospreys and the Scarlets could qualify without recourse to a play-off should Leinster beat Saracens in this seasonā€™s final, and the four Challenge Cup semi-finals secure a passage into next seasonā€™s Champions Cup by finishing in the top six in the Premiership and the Top 14.

@Ewan 's article has been the topic of discussion between the few Munster Rugby Football fans in my office this morning. One of them happened to be on a ā€œRugby Tourā€ on the mainland since Friday and is back today. I can just about hear them over the partition and they are far from happy about the thing. I could try and defend Ewan (and the ramblings heā€™s pulled from here) but Iā€™d be afraid Ewan would say something completely bizarre in the future and that wouldnā€™t look too good on me so it wouldnā€™t.